Internet, food, booze, bed

My name is Hannah. I like cigarettes and bad jokes. I work for CollegeHumor.com where I find funny things on the webz.

This one time, I got the tip of my finger chopped off in a door. I'm no good at this.

I didn’t actually read Orwell’s 1984, but I understand enough to know I like this very much. 

So glad for the discovery of M.S. Corley.